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Naked Pictures of Famous People by Jon Stewart
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 1999-10-28 | Author:Jon Stewart

FIVE UNDER FIVE WHO AMONG US will build that bridge to the twenty-first century? Who among us will fail to identify the correct cultural trends and end up living under ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
I Drink for a Reason by David Cross
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:David Cross

This is reprinted from the Guardian newspaper in London. It was something they thought of to promote a stand-up show I was doing at the Soho Theater at the time ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction by Wendy Northcutt
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-28 | Author:Wendy Northcutt

Reference: The Malaysian Insider DARWIN SAYS, MERITS DEBATED! We are divided about whether to give this man a Darwin Award. Local news reports indicate that inept do-it-yourself vehicle conversions are ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
Stuff Hipsters Hate by Ehrlich Brenna & Bartz Andrea
mobi, epub |eng | | Author:Ehrlich, Brenna & Bartz, Andrea [Ehrlich, Brenna]

While we’ve already broken down the neighborhood and basic dwelling situation of your common hipster (see Chapter 5), we have yet to delve deeper into the bowels of his native ...
( Category: Popular Culture March 25,2014 )
Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk: A Modest Bestiary by David Sedaris
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:David Sedaris

The Cow and the Turkey The cow was notoriously cheap, so it surprised everyone when she voted yes for the secret Santa scheme. It was the horse’s suggestion, and she ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim by David Sedaris
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

The good news was that my blood sugar was normal. "You should count yourself lucky," Martin said. "Mine is all over the place." He showed me a scar on the ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 25,2014 )
Not Taco Bell Material by Carolla Adam
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-11 | Author:Carolla, Adam [Carolla, Adam]

Our house had a rotating cast of degenerate roommates coming and going and friends of friends that I wasn’t friends with crashing on the sofa. There’s a reason it’s called ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
I Hate Everyone...Starting with Me by Rivers Joan
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-06-05 | Author:Rivers, Joan [Rivers, Joan]

THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY The table looks great; most of the place settings match. There’s a pubic hair in my soup and it looks like Uncle ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
In God we trust: all others pay cash by Jean Shepherd
mobi |eng | 1972-01-15 | Author:Jean Shepherd

XVII I SHOW OFF Flick looked puzzled. “A Bloody Charlie? How the hell do you make a Bloody Charlie?” “You mean you don’t serve Bloody Charlies here?” Flick rummaged under ...
( Category: Short Stories March 25,2014 )
I Hate Everyone...Starting With Me by Joan Rivers
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-01 | Author:Joan Rivers

THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A DINNER PARTY The table looks great; most of the place settings match. There’s a pubic hair in my soup and it looks like Uncle ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang by Chelsea Handler
mobi, epub, azw3 | | 2010-03-09 | Author:Chelsea Handler

My brother Greg Chapter Seven Black-on-Black Crime When I travel to New York, I hire a big, black, British driver named Sylvan. I call him Chocolate Chunk. At the end ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops by Carlin George
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Yes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops VOICE: This is Steve. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops BOB: Oh, hi, ...
( Category: Religion March 25,2014 )
Brain Droppings by Carlin George
mobi, epub, pdf | | 2010-06-10 | Author:Carlin, George [Carlin, George]

Brain Droppings y observEdl (oil euphemisms actual = holistic massage therapy liEQP llOttl = limited service lodging = interim financing = custodial interference mottfESJ ond box spring = sleep system ...
( Category: Comedy March 25,2014 )
Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut
mobi, azw3, epub |eng | 2007-12-18 | Author:Kurt Vonnegut

• • • Under a great spread net that was laced with rags, an artillery piece squatted in the woods, black and oily, its muzzle thrust at the night sky. ...
( Category: Short Stories March 25,2014 )
Skipped Parts by Tim Sandlin
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2010-09-06 | Author:Tim Sandlin

14 “If you are pregnant, we could get married and live in an apartment. I’ll find a job.” “Oh, Sam, don’t be a squirrel.” *** Being a squirrel was the ...
( Category: Coming of Age March 25,2014 )

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